Pieter Voorhees Subject: McCain is a Dandy-Bear?
From: Pieter Voorhees
Date: 10/30/08 1:05pm

I know Mister McCain due to I was in Hanoi with him in 1968. His nickname was McCandy! He is verifiablye a creampuffed pastry. I lighted my own foot on fire to send a message to the guards that I was strong, but McCandy would not do it — only lit a little bit of his toe! Everytime they tried to brainwash Old Pieter Voorhees, I just lit my foot on fire.


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Miriam Kinkheune Miriam Kinkheune at 1:11PM

He suffered two broken arms when his plane was shot down. I think that this is very disrespectful.

Pieter Voorhees Pieter Voorhees at 10:27AM

He didn’t comprehend how to eject! We all thought he was a crazy little bully boy. Everybody know he is a manchurian candidate and can be flipped by China.

Nick Carcallo Nick Carcallo at 1:24PM

It’s true! McCain’s a rat. The VC called him songbird! Check out this old hippie in a skull mask:





Look close, dudes. It’s Niel F’in Young.

Sarah Madrick Sarah Madrick at 1:34PM

Oh, my God, I am really scared right now. If McCain flips to China, will Lance and I only be allowed to have one boy child?

Miriam Kinkheune Miriam Kinkheune at 1:54PM

Maybe you should get married before you worry about that.

Aidan Weinglas Aidan Weinglas at 2:03PM

Yeah, or you could end up like Bristol Palin and have to wear support hose to your wedding! Just joking :) I have to leave early to pick up raviolis…Tomorrow, then!