Pieter Voorhees Subject: McCain Wins in Upset!
From: Pieter Voorhees
Date: 11/05/08 3:14am

Unbelievable news that Mr. McCain has victoried against the black fellow, but this is how history moves some time, you never know. Me and my friend Henninger is just back at dock from a nighttime of sailing around Catalina Island in his racing yacht, and Henninger post this message for me with his little phone.

 

A truly historic moment! Songbird McCain as you know I have negative respect for, but Ms. Palin seemlike an excellent helicopter hunter, so things look good for the rifle crowd.

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Pieter Voorhees Pieter Voorhees at 8:05AM

Hello again! — just back to computerland and discovered that out at sea we were receiving fradulent news transmissions from a Dutch amateur radio fellow. Oh well, let’s carry on see you at the office soon.

Nick Carcallo Nick Carcallo at 9:12AM

Leonard Peltier was robbed once again but much respect to brother Obama.

Miriam Kinkheune Miriam Kinkheune at 9:14AM

Gerry is selling old McCain buttons and penants etc. at his store, Sports Nutz, so there is a positive side.

Sarah Madrick Sarah Madrick at 9:54AM

Obama is buying his daughters a puppy! I wish I could change my vote now, I have new respect for him.

Aidan Weinglas Aidan Weinglas at 11:54AM

Hi folks, I’m just getting in — Dean and I had a bad night, including someone getting an ashtray thrown at him (hint: President Barack Obama) so we needed to buy a new TV this morning, but it turns out a lot of Circuit Cities are going out of business. So this moment of hope is somewhat tarnished for me – let’s hope Barack can fix the economy.