Did I misunderstand, or was the day-off plan canceled after Aidan’s message was discovered to be false? Where is everyone?



Pieter Voorhees Pieter Voorhees at 10:15AM

Let’s march ahead with the day-off plan as the wheel was already set in motion. Miriam, you are approved to go but please take the trouble of restocking the combs and the comb disinfector fluid (blue stuff) in the men’s bathroom before you leave.

Aidan Weinglas Aidan Weinglas at 10:40AM

I want to be on the record that my message was filled with honesty and terror. It was in no way false nor was it meant to be misleading. Miriam, if you are still there could you turn off the lava lamp in the conference room. It’s an energy-suck and I want to try to make Wonder Glen greener!


P.S. Dean is doing better today. He did 40 sit-ups before brunch!

Nick Carcallo Nick Carcallo at 11:15AM

The incident with Dean has made me think about death and religion. I could not wake up before 11 today. I am reading the Illuminati and it’s hella scary, y’all. If you have any doubts that a secret society was at work within the government, then you may want to check it out:




especially the shit on Babylonian Witchcraft and the origin of the number 666.

Sarah Madrick Sarah Madrick at 4:12PM

Hi everyone! I did assume we were off but it was a much needed beach day for me . Lance bought a boogie board and we ate spicy fish tacos! Kisses to Dean, Aidan! See everyone tomorrow.