Miriam Kinkheune Subject: Is someone leaving us? :(
From: Miriam Kinkheune
Date: 12/09/08 11:00am

A certain entertainment executive at this office has been getting calls and “official” mail from Begley + Samir (the production company that won the Oscar for “Begulpaca: Boy of the Plains”). I hope they’re not trying to steal him away.

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Sarah Madrick Sarah Madrick at 12:00PM

OHMIGOD! “Begulpaca” came out when I was a senior in college. Me and my friends would go and we’d all be crying! Except my friend Rachel, she said that she couldn’t cry b/c of taking Effexor.

Nick Carcallo Nick Carcallo at 12:12PM

First, Begulpaca was a piece of shit. But this is serious. A) Why are you publicly stating something that’s private (mail and phone calls)? B) If Aidan or Pieter is jumping ship WE SHOULD KNOW NOW!

Miriam Kinkheune Miriam Kinkheune at 12:14PM

I think you just answered your own question. This is a rare example when privacy is trumped by our need to know. Guys?

Aidan Weinglas Aidan Weinglas at 12:16PM

I have no immediate plans to seek other employment. I’ll be out of the office until 2 p.m.

Nick Carcallo Nick Carcallo at 12:17PM

DUDE! That proves it. WTF!?

Sarah Madrick Sarah Madrick at 12:19PM

Does this mean Wonderglen is going bankrupt? Should I ask my friend who makes “Pegacorn” purses if I could work with her?

Pieter Voorhees Pieter Voorhees at 12:31PM

Calm it! Just called Pradeev Samir over at B + S. Aidan is not receiving any enticements. What is happening is that Jim Begley is suing Aidan because his garage is encroaching and the dog pissed all over something. They will settle for $750. I think that’s all this is.

Nick Carcallo Nick Carcallo at 1:11AM

If Aidan goes, I go. Probably to start my own Goji juice business.

Aidan Weinglas Aidan Weinglas at 2:04PM

Wow! It’s nice to know I’m wanted! I’m so sorry if this caused anyone to worry. I love each and every one of you here, and I love our mission. I made it very clear to them that I would be staying at Wonderglen and would not entertain ANY offer from them.

Miriam Kinkheune Miriam Kinkheune at 2:05PM

You mean they made you an offer?

Aidan Weinglas Aidan Weinglas at 2:06PM

I never let them.

Nick Carcallo Nick Carcallo at 2:07PM

But they were going to make you an offer?

Aidan Weinglas Aidan Weinglas at 2:08PM

Again, I immediately let them know how happy I was at WG! They never had a chance …

Pieter Voorhees Pieter Voorhees at 2:10PM

Then you ripped out your checkbook and paid for the piss damage on Jim Begley’s Porsche Targa. WORK NOW, PLEASE.