Miriam Kinkheune Subject: raccoon attack!
From: Miriam Kinkheune
Date: 12/16/08 9:52am


Hello everyone I left you all voice mails but just in case: I am sending this from my laptop at Starbucks across the street. There appears to be a family of raccoons in the office. They are ransacking something in there.

Raccoons in office

Eating

Sarahs computer

Vending machine

Raccoons in Erichs bowl


I don’t know what else is going on. HELP.

Replies

Aidan Weinglas Aidan Weinglas at 8:54AM

This is my worst nightmare. If any of them touched my stuff with their claws I literally don’t think I could set foot in my office ever again.

Nick Carcallo Nick Carcallo at 9:07AM

They are probably more scared of you. I am heading in. I’ll deal with it. Everyone hang tight.

Sarah Madrick Sarah Madrick at 9:19AM

Please do not harm these animals.

Nick Carcallo Nick Carcallo at 9:51AM

Holy sh#t. Excuse me – it’s about 8 raccoons in there, including a silverback male. I’m outta here.


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Pieter Voorhees Pieter Voorhees at 10:09AM

I have paged to my associate, Iancu. Wait tight, then he and I will see what to do.

Pieter Voorhees Pieter Voorhees at 11:14AM

OK. Problems solved. Everybody back to work. Please bring a rubber gloves and some sponge just in case of anything left over, raccoon-wise. It is one of nature most devil-like rodents.

Sarah Madrick Sarah Madrick at 12:09PM

I am shocked at this. Shocked.

Pieter Voorhees Pieter Voorhees at 1:23PM

No animals was harmed. Iancu make a plastic tunnel that they slide out, right into his van, and the rest is history. Only one raccoon need to be subdued, so everybody relax and then go back to work!

Miriam Kinkheune Miriam Kinkheune at 1:44PM

It actually looks OK in here. I wouldn’t have known they were here.

Pieter Voorhees Pieter Voorhees at 2:01PM

You will see the kitchen is destroyed as well as the nice backpack that belong to Nick, which some racoons used as a pinata. Let’s get a person in to tidy up. Miriam, find a worker – limit it under $6/hr.

Miriam Kinkheune Miriam Kinkheune at 2:14PM

Actually just noticing that the raccoons ate some of Sarah’s computer, but Nick’s is fine, along with his “bonsai tree.”

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