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Subject: | raccoon attack! |
| From: | Miriam Kinkheune | |
| Date: | 12/16/08 9:52am |
Hello everyone I left you all voice mails but just in case: I am sending this from my laptop at Starbucks across the street. There appears to be a family of raccoons in the office. They are ransacking something in there.
I don’t know what else is going on. HELP.
Replies
Aidan Weinglas at 8:54AM
This is my worst nightmare. If any of them touched my stuff with their claws I literally don’t think I could set foot in my office ever again.
Nick Carcallo at 9:07AM
They are probably more scared of you. I am heading in. I’ll deal with it. Everyone hang tight.
Nick Carcallo at 9:51AM
Holy sh#t. Excuse me - it’s about 8 raccoons in there, including a silverback male. I’m outta here.
Sent from my iPhone.
Pieter Voorhees at 10:09AM
I have paged to my associate, Iancu. Wait tight, then he and I will see what to do.
Pieter Voorhees at 11:14AM
OK. Problems solved. Everybody back to work. Please bring a rubber gloves and some sponge just in case of anything left over, raccoon-wise. It is one of nature most devil-like rodents.
Pieter Voorhees at 1:23PM
No animals was harmed. Iancu make a plastic tunnel that they slide out, right into his van, and the rest is history. Only one raccoon need to be subdued, so everybody relax and then go back to work!
Pieter Voorhees at 2:01PM
You will see the kitchen is destroyed as well as the nice backpack that belong to Nick, which some racoons used as a pinata. Let’s get a person in to tidy up. Miriam, find a worker - limit it under $6/hr.
Miriam Kinkheune at 2:14PM
Actually just noticing that the raccoons ate some of Sarah’s computer, but Nick’s is fine, along with his “bonsai tree.”
