Pieter Voorhees Subject: MY EYEBALLS ARE FILLED UP WITH BLOOD!!!
From: Pieter Voorhees
Date: 12/19/08 4:09pm

NEVER in my career as a business leader have I been so shocked and horrored at what I found this morning on our public Wonderglen web site. Look at that!:

 

www.wonderglen.com

 

.Is anyone noticing something peculiar? Such as that ANY PERSON CAN ENTER TO OUR PRIVATE INTRANET SITE!!! and all of our internal klabberhapten is laid bare for the world to see!?!!

 

I am having the sensation that I just rode on the metro with my turkey bits flapping out of my trouser, and everyone is laughing, but I don’t know about it!

 

HOW LONG HAS THIS BEEN GOING ON AND WHO IS RESPONSIBLE?!?!

 

Replies

Sarah Madrick Sarah Madrick at 4:15PM

OMG, everyone knows about my medical condition (heart on wrong side) and thinks I’m pregnant?

Aidan Weinglas Aidan Weinglas at 4:21PM

Devastating. This means that any of our competitors can see all of our secret projects, and I have been outed against my will.

Miriam Kinkheune Miriam Kinkheune at 4:25PM

You have always been very vocal about your sexuality, Aidan, as long as I’ve known you? By the way, is this current conversation also being broadcast live? If so I will zip my lips.

Pieter Voorhees Pieter Voorhees at 4:32PM

Nick, please answer to me how this came to be.

Nick Carcallo Nick Carcallo at 4:43PM

Yo yo just getting back from filling out a police report re: my bike, I will look into this issue…

Nick Carcallo Nick Carcallo at 4:45PM

Affirmative. There is open access to our intranet site, and there has been since day one.

Aidan Weinglas Aidan Weinglas at 5:14PM

This is bad, Nick. Dean, my partner, is very upset at how he may have been portrayed here in my references to him. He also asks that everyone forward around his website (http://drdeanpayne.com/) due to the recession.

Miriam Kinkheune Miriam Kinkheune at 5:15PM

Didn’t anyone ever go to our web site and notice this? I did not, as I have been literally busy every minute of my work day.

Aidan Weinglas Aidan Weinglas at 5:18PM

I did, but I thought it was just my own personal password saved there.

Sarah Madrick Sarah Madrick at 5:23PM

Me too!

Nick Carcallo Nick Carcallo at 5:43PM

I am not ashamed of the behavior I have shown in my messages on this site. I recommend you all read “Big Brothers” by George Orwell: we were always being watched. Let this be a lesson of the new millennium.

Miriam Kinkheune Miriam Kinkheune at 5:46PM

Oh, SHUT UP, Nick! Do you realize what you’ve done?!

Nick Carcallo Nick Carcallo at 5:44PM

I worked hours and hours to get this Intranet site up and running, I am not hearing, nor have I ever heard ANY gratitude or positive waves AT ALL. Please also remember that I did not have access to bourgois education, so my computer science skills were all learned ON THE STREETS and at community college.

Pieter Voorhees Pieter Voorhees at 6:03PM

Repair this tangelfük NOW.

Pieter Voorhees Pieter Voorhees at 6:18PM

Nick I still do not see the problem fixed. Please remove the open door to our Intranet NOW or I will deliver some drastic consequence.

Nick Carcallo Nick Carcallo at 11:52PM

On it. Site goes back to invisible in 5…4…3…2…1…