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Subject: | MY EYEBALLS ARE FILLED UP WITH BLOOD!!! |
| From: | Pieter Voorhees | |
| Date: | 12/19/08 4:09pm |
NEVER in my career as a business leader have I been so shocked and horrored at what I found this morning on our public Wonderglen web site. Look at that!:
.Is anyone noticing something peculiar? Such as that ANY PERSON CAN ENTER TO OUR PRIVATE INTRANET SITE!!! and all of our internal klabberhapten is laid bare for the world to see!?!!
I am having the sensation that I just rode on the metro with my turkey bits flapping out of my trouser, and everyone is laughing, but I don’t know about it!
HOW LONG HAS THIS BEEN GOING ON AND WHO IS RESPONSIBLE?!?!
Replies
Sarah Madrick at 4:15PM
OMG, everyone knows about my medical condition (heart on wrong side) and thinks I’m pregnant?
Aidan Weinglas at 4:21PM
Devastating. This means that any of our competitors can see all of our secret projects, and I have been outed against my will.
Miriam Kinkheune at 4:25PM
You have always been very vocal about your sexuality, Aidan, as long as I’ve known you? By the way, is this current conversation also being broadcast live? If so I will zip my lips.
Nick Carcallo at 4:43PM
Yo yo just getting back from filling out a police report re: my bike, I will look into this issue…
Nick Carcallo at 4:45PM
Affirmative. There is open access to our intranet site, and there has been since day one.
Aidan Weinglas at 5:14PM
This is bad, Nick. Dean, my partner, is very upset at how he may have been portrayed here in my references to him. He also asks that everyone forward around his website (http://drdeanpayne.com/) due to the recession.
Miriam Kinkheune at 5:15PM
Didn’t anyone ever go to our web site and notice this? I did not, as I have been literally busy every minute of my work day.
Nick Carcallo at 5:43PM
I am not ashamed of the behavior I have shown in my messages on this site. I recommend you all read “Big Brothers” by George Orwell: we were always being watched. Let this be a lesson of the new millennium.
Nick Carcallo at 5:44PM
I worked hours and hours to get this Intranet site up and running, I am not hearing, nor have I ever heard ANY gratitude or positive waves AT ALL. Please also remember that I did not have access to bourgois education, so my computer science skills were all learned ON THE STREETS and at community college.
Pieter Voorhees at 6:18PM
Nick I still do not see the problem fixed. Please remove the open door to our Intranet NOW or I will deliver some drastic consequence.