http://www.wonderglen.com/intranet Just another WordPress weblog Fri, 03 Apr 2009 22:33:46 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Lightning Rods Wonderglen shocks the world with its cutting-edge reality show about people competing to get struck by lightning. This is our money shot, Wonderglen! Download Video http://www.wonderglen.com/intranet/2008/12/20/wonderglen-shocks-the-world-with-its-cutting-edge-reality-show-about-people-competing-to-get-struck-by-lightning-this-is-our-money-shot-wonderglen/ NEVER in my career as a business leader have I been so shocked and horrored at what I found this morning on our public Wonderglen web site. Look at that!:   www.wonderglen.com   .Is anyone noticing something peculiar? Such as that ANY PERSON CAN ENTER TO OUR PRIVATE INTRANET SITE!!! and all of our ... http://www.wonderglen.com/intranet/2008/12/19/my-eyeballs-are-filled-up-with-blood/ Check out this experimental video my friends Shia and Panda made. It's hella original. Totally breaks through the confines of the couch to bring the talk to the underground. We need to jump on this train ASAP.   Replies: Sarah Madrick at 2:49PM OMG! Are those real Mexicans? Too funny. Aidan Weinglas ... http://www.wonderglen.com/intranet/2008/12/19/take-a-trip-on-the-underground-railroad-2/ Wonder Glen Fridge Policy   What do murder and genocide have in common? They are both a part of the Wonderglen fridge policy.       Download Video http://www.wonderglen.com/intranet/2008/12/19/wonder-glen-fridge-policy/ Has anyone seen my bike? I think I left if parked in the downstairs foyer and took a cab to Brennigan's Replies Miriam Kinkheune at 9:41AM You think you took a cab to Brennigan's? Or you know you took a cab, but you think you left your bike in the foyer? Nick ... http://www.wonderglen.com/intranet/2008/12/19/please-tell-me-my-bike-hasnt-been-robbed/ Take a trip on the Underground Railroad.   Check out this experimental video my friends Shia and Panda made. It's hella original. Totally breaks through the confines of the couch to bring the talk to the underground. We need to jump on this train ASAP.       See Original Post            Download Video http://www.wonderglen.com/intranet/2008/12/19/take-a-trip-on-the-underground-railroad/ May you all have a blessed and joyous Christ-mas.   Replies Nick Carcallo at 2:11PM I will be celebrating Kwanzaa with my friends Raven and Mario (1/4th African-American). However, I respect the historical Jesus and his message. Peace. Sarah Madrick at 3:02PM Thank you so much, Miriam. Christmas has gotten me through ... http://www.wonderglen.com/intranet/2008/12/18/the-sacred-bleeding-heart-of-merry-christmas/ Wuttup. Here’s a shout out to our Jewish brothers and sisters on this special day of Hanukkah. Golum!   Replies Aidan Weinglas at 10:23AM Shalom, Nick, and thank you for reminding me, Dean gave me a bucket of Hanukkah geld, which is just chocolate coins wrapped in foil, and it’s on ... http://www.wonderglen.com/intranet/2008/12/18/happy-hanukkah/ It's about that time to think of what we want to do for the Wonderglen Christmas card. Here is my suggestion but I'm open to other ideas as long as they are respectful of the meaning of the holiday:   Replies Sarah Madrick at 9:55AM Wow that is very intense , but isn't ... http://www.wonderglen.com/intranet/2008/12/17/holy-christ-%e2%80%a6/ Hello everyone I left you all voice mails but just in case: I am sending this from my laptop at Starbucks across the street. There appears to be a family of raccoons in the office. They are ransacking something in there. I don’t know what else is going on. HELP. Replies Aidan ... http://www.wonderglen.com/intranet/2008/12/16/raccoon-attack-new/   Week 10     "Life slashes like a flesh machette, it's waves hit the jet- ty, and I am rea- dy." —Nick C., The Cup Overfloweth Spoken Word Jam   This captures the essence of what we are facing right now. Let's be ready." http://www.wonderglen.com/intranet/2008/12/15/pump-it-up-week-10-2/ Sloth Episode I: Erectrix   Part two of Wonderglen's SLOTH show that we commissioned from cartoon-man Daniel Cardenas. This should have some appeal to the nature people and people interested in sexual problems and/or King Kong.       Download Video http://www.wonderglen.com/intranet/2008/12/15/fridge-policy/ People, please don’t leave all your stuff in the foyer.  Besides a safety issue, there is a workload issue. I am busy doing my own production work, so I can’t clean up this area constantly. Specifically, please remove the following items:       • bicycle with the word “schwinn” written in the top ... http://www.wonderglen.com/intranet/2008/12/12/is-our-foyer-a-garbage-dump/ Miriam I am out of office until tomorrow; feed the bearded dragon one tsp. mice meat. I am at a whiskey-taste event. Replies Miriam Kinkheune at 2:01PM OK, but I was doing time sheets, so this may delay our paychecks. Pieter Voorhees at 2:27PM You don’t have to bake it a first communion ... http://www.wonderglen.com/intranet/2008/12/11/miriam-please-feed-bearded-dragon/ I hope this isn’t an embarrassing post, but so what, it’s important: There are three men and only two women working at this company: a young woman and an older woman. All of us share the same bathroom space except for Pieter’s executive shower space which we don’t get to ... http://www.wonderglen.com/intranet/2008/12/10/a-hard-thing-to-talk-about-%e2%80%a6/ A certain entertainment executive at this office has been getting calls and “official” mail from Begley + Samir (the production company that won the Oscar for “Begulpaca: Boy of the Plains”). I hope they’re not trying to steal him away. Replies Sarah Madrick at 12:00PM OHMIGOD! “Begulpaca” came out when I was ... http://www.wonderglen.com/intranet/2008/12/09/is-someone-leaving-us/ Week 9   I watched a really inspirational thing on TV called “The World’s Strongest Woman.” They eat 7,000 calories a day and don’t gain any weight! Jealous Here is one of them lifting a man with her bare hands!   Replies Sarah Madrick at 10:30AM That is fake, Miriam. It’s a man, ... http://www.wonderglen.com/intranet/2008/12/08/pump-it-up-week-9/ There is too many people at Wonderglen complains to me today about this or that: too much work, not enough work, vacation times is not long enough, ja ja ja. This is what I see when you are talking to me:     Please focus on your tasks and not your ... http://www.wonderglen.com/intranet/2008/12/05/carneval-of-whining/ Good news, everyone! I may have found the perfect contestants for “Lightning Rods.” And check this out: Lightning Rods Mind Reader Final B They’ve all been struck, they all live together, and I got in touch with them and best of all, they want to do the show. They feel like it ... http://www.wonderglen.com/intranet/2008/12/04/lighting-rods-%e2%80%93boy-scout-lightning-fanatics/ There may be a way for me to get back on board with the “Lightning Rods” project. Dean and I have been talking, and we think there’s an opportunity to use “Lightning Rods” in a positive way: Dean could bring a healing angle to the show, and he’s willing to ... http://www.wonderglen.com/intranet/2008/12/03/lighting-rods-%e2%80%93-list-of-demands/ Everyone come by my desk and sign the card to congratulate Sarah for being preg! Fingers crossed she keeps it   Replies Reply: Sarah Madrick at 3:12PM I am checking the Intranet from home! This is not true, everyone! It was the stomach flu, or I may still be recovering from the ... http://www.wonderglen.com/intranet/2008/12/02/sarah-has-a-bun-in-the-oven/ Week 8   I have been up not sleeping with too many ideas and Erich and Franz have Ridgeback influenza. Onward, onward Wonderglen, to the top!!!! I placed on Pump it Up a little treasure from J Winston Churchill’s “We Shall Fight Them at The Beach” Speech. Here is a man made ... http://www.wonderglen.com/intranet/2008/12/01/pump-it-up-week-8/ I’m sure you all have Thanksgiving plans by now, but if anyone is stranded all by their lonesome, Gerry and I would love to have you over tomorrow. How we generally do it is that we divide up the grocery bill by whatever number of people comes, and it’s usually ... http://www.wonderglen.com/intranet/2008/11/26/too-good-to-refuse-thanksgiving-offer/ Terrible news. Barry passed away on Saturday.       Replies Sarah Madrick at 6:20PM Hey everyone, Brenningans has put up a really touching tribute to Barry on their web site. http://brenniganshole.com/bullseye.html http://www.wonderglen.com/intranet/2008/11/21/hobbit-house-%e2%80%93hobbit-house-tragedy/ “Good news: Elijah Wood, the most recognizable Hobbit in the world, will be in town and I have a connection to his agent. Maybe he would be available to do a promo or even guest host on Hobbit House.”   Replies Pieter Voorhees at 5:15PM DISAPPOINTMENT. Hobbit House is in the rubbish ... http://www.wonderglen.com/intranet/2008/11/21/frodo/ Sarah, crank up the motor on Lighting Rods casting.   Aidan and Nick, since you wanna opt out of this goldmine, how about research on a Sparklings water service for the office?     Replies Sarah Madrick at 4:15PM So, we’re OK doing the Lightning Rods show? Pieter Voorhees at 4:30PM Yes. http://www.wonderglen.com/intranet/2008/11/21/lighting-rods-%e2%80%93-casting-2/ Nick, what is the status with collecting the little guys and gals to become human lightning rods?   Replies Nick Carcallo at 11:55AM I’m not coming in today.   We should not do the Lightning Rods show.   Peace, Nick Aidan Weinglas at 12:03PM What’s wrong Nick? Nick Carcallo at 12:08PM LSESSI blew me off, so I started surfing ... http://www.wonderglen.com/intranet/2008/11/21/lighting-rods-%e2%80%93-casting/ Looks like LSESII are being lame about this. See email below. They’re not doing much to combat the image of lightning struck people as being really difficult people.   Stay tuned: I’m gonna ask around to find some other survivors.     From: info@lseesssii.com Date: November 20, 10:21:02 AM PDT To: Nick Carcallo PoetryManBumbleBee7488@wonderglen.com Subject: Lightning Strike ... http://www.wonderglen.com/intranet/2008/11/20/lightning-rods-%e2%80%93-re-bam-takin%e2%80%99-initiative-again/ Hey y’all,   I came across an incredible organization that could be perfect for the “Lightning Rods” show:   LSESSI, The Lightning Strike and Electric Shock Survivors International.   Here’s the email I sent them to get some contestants for the show. (Please forward this to all your friends, too!)     From: Nick Carcallo PoetryManBumbleBee7488@wonderglen.com Date: November ... http://www.wonderglen.com/intranet/2008/11/20/lighting-rods-%e2%80%93lightning-strike-survivor-goldmine/ Show title: Ant Wars!   Summary: A show submitted by Sarah’s boyfriend, Lance, after he was fired due to the economy. The show is about battles between insects.   Note: [from Pieter] The giant stink of our Bill Bouchard kloosterfuck has apparently blowed down the wind to the animal hippies, PETA, who is now ... http://www.wonderglen.com/intranet/2008/11/19/ant-wars/